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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

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John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via oceanghosts)

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Missing her kept me awake more than the coffee.

jonsterzmonsterz:

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dis fuckin bitch

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